is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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