singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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