i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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