Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
cat food counts as protein by the way
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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