she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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