I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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