ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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