"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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