Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Girls should come with a carfax report
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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