we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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