not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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