bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
