Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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