Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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