I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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