Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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