just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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