Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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