At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
That accounts for only three of the penises
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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