Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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