Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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