you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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