He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
did i just pee glitter
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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