Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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