butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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