So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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