brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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