is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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