Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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