walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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