She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i love accidental penises.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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