Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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