Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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