let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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