Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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