i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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