Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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