We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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