Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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