It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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