can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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