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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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