Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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