Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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