it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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