4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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