Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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