? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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