Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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