I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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