Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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