when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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