she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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