Its about making memories worth repressing
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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