did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
