ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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