so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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